Under the Mistletoe

[jackofknaves]

Title: Under the Mistletoe
Author: tripatch
Rating: PG
Pairing: Nick/Monroe
Summary: For the kinkmeme prompt, "Nick and Eddie make a Christmas memory."



Nick's Christmas To Do List:

1. Light Christmas candles.
2. Wrap presents.
3. Hang mistletoe.
4. Decorate tree.

Monroe's Christmas To Do List:

1. What is that smell? It's like Christmas fairy vomit. Dammit, Nick lit those candles again. Please. Like that really smells like a fir tree.
2. Ooh, presents! Shake. What's that leaking?
3. Convince Nick that attempts to pounce on him under mistletoe are unsuccessful because he can smell that stuff a mile away. Hope Nick doesn't realize that it comes in plastic, too.
4. Seriously? With the red everywhere? I know it's Christmas and all, but c'mon. Green and gold is tres chic and doesn't interfere with the whole, y'know, Blutbaden don't like red thing.

Nick's Revised Christmas List:

1. Find candles and relight them.
2. Rewrap presents, now with newspaper around them. Replace snowglobe.
3. Buy plastic mistletoe.
4. Green and gold is very pretty...

Monroe's Revised Christmas List:

1. Peppermint candles? Whose sick idea was that? Buy Kleenexes or resign self to sneezing all December.
2. Oooh, presents!
3. Dammit. (Except not really).
4. Told you.

Nick's Revised, Revised Christmas List:

1. Will cranberries work?
2. STOP SHAKING THE PRESENTS, MONROE.
3. Mistletoe a success. Invest in more.
4. Excuse me, Mr. Metrosexual. If you're so chic, why do you wear flannel all the time?

Monroe's Revised, Revised Christmas List:

1. No. Do you have something in 'small, wounded prey'? Or cinnamon rolls.
2. Ooh, presents.
3. Mistletoe a success. Invest in more.
4. Flannel is comfortable, Mr. I-Wear-a-Leather-Jacket-Everywhere.

Nick's Revised, Revised, REVISED Christmas List:

1. Cinnamon rolls it is. As for the former suggestion, we never speak of it again.
2. Dammit.
3. Hang mistletoe above bed.
4. Stop reading my lists, Monroe.