Bulletproof and 150 Proof
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jackofknavesTitle: Bulletproof and 150 Proof
Author:jackofknaves
Rating: PG
Pairing: Gen
Summary: The ongoing tales of a zombie fighter and her hapless sidekick.
"Why don't you wear a Kevlar vest or something?" he asked, watching with morbid fascination as she pulled another splinter deposited from a shattered axe handle out of her arm.
"Because it's like wearing lingerie and turning on Barry Manilow when Fate comes home after work."
"Simultaneously wonderful and horrifying?"
"Tempting," she clarified. Then she stopped. "I thought you would have liked Barry Manilow."
"I do," he deadpanned back.
"Point of interest? Insulting me only works when you don't insult yourself in the process. Admitting you like Barry Manilow? Not a good start."
"Point."
She pulled another splinter out, littering the air with curses--the usual ones--and drawn out Latin that may have, quite literally, been curses.
"So, this Christmas..." He smiled at her charmingly. "Crotchless panties and a Kevlar vest?"
Author:
jackofknavesRating: PG
Pairing: Gen
Summary: The ongoing tales of a zombie fighter and her hapless sidekick.
"Why don't you wear a Kevlar vest or something?" he asked, watching with morbid fascination as she pulled another splinter deposited from a shattered axe handle out of her arm.
"Because it's like wearing lingerie and turning on Barry Manilow when Fate comes home after work."
"Simultaneously wonderful and horrifying?"
"Tempting," she clarified. Then she stopped. "I thought you would have liked Barry Manilow."
"I do," he deadpanned back.
"Point of interest? Insulting me only works when you don't insult yourself in the process. Admitting you like Barry Manilow? Not a good start."
"Point."
She pulled another splinter out, littering the air with curses--the usual ones--and drawn out Latin that may have, quite literally, been curses.
"So, this Christmas..." He smiled at her charmingly. "Crotchless panties and a Kevlar vest?"
