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Welcome and enjoy the stories. They're sorted out in the tags and there's a fic list under the cut, so hopefully navigation will be easy. As a precaution, all stories in the 18+ range are friendslocked, so if you'd like to read them, drop me a note on here and I'll add you back.
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Mistress Fic Post
The A-Team
Arachnophobia - Hannibal/Face - PG
"I have been outnumbered, outgunned, and gone along with your crazy plans even though they are, as I might have mentioned, crazy," Face said, glaring as Hannibal just nodded gravely. Complete.
Back to School - Hannibal/Face – PG-13
The boys take a case at a local high school. Incomplete.
Formative Moments - Gen - R
Snapshots of the four members of the A-Team as children. Complete.
It’s Flying, Not Driving - Gen - PG
Murdock flying on Nyquil. Complete.
Just Another Day, Sir - Gen - G
Hannibal is at the end of his rope, Face is not helping, B.A. wants nothing to do with it all, and Murdock... well, he has a sock puppet. Complete.
Nameless One - Hannibal/Face - R
In the midst of the chaos, there sometimes comes a brief breath of calm. Complete.
Three Good Reasons - Gen - R
They each have their own way of taking care of problems. Complete.
Cabin Pressure
Abu Dhabi Redux - Gen – G
If MJN were not an airdot, but rather some other kind of business. Say a petshop? Complete.
Home Is Where the Horizon Is - Gen - G
Martin loses his flat and begins living in Gertie. The other crewmembers find out. Complete.
Stop Susie Selling Seashells - Gen – PG
Douglas discovers Martin’s lisp. Complete.
Unrequited - Martin/OMC – PG
One of the cabin crew is in love with someone he can never have. Complete.
Dresden Files
Five Soulgazes Harry Might Have Had - Gen – PG
Five soulgazes Harry might have had. Complete.
The “Groove” Series
How Harry Got His Groove Back - Gen – PG
It’s not you, it’s me. Complete.
How Harry Lost His Groove Again - Harry/OMC – PG
Of meddling brothers and blind dates – and one hapless Chicago wizard caught in the middle. Complete.
Newly Rediscovered Grooving - Gen – PG
"Harry, everyone knows you're exactly that kind of girl.” Complete.
Harry’s Hallelujah Groove - Gen – PG
Michael wanted to tell him something. Harry, though he would never be accused of being observant, noticed. Complete.
Grimm
Cold Noses and Other Things - Monroe/Nick - G
Stranded in the woods in the cold. Monroe is more or less not bothered, but Nick is freezing. Complete.
Cops Prefer Croissants - Monroe/Nick – PG
Bakery!AU. Monroe runs a bakery, Nick is clueless. Complete.
Hush - Monroe/Nick - PG
Nick and Monroe fall asleep together and Monroe is surprised with how easy it is. He's never been a cuddler before. Complete.
Marking Territory - Monroe/Nick – R
Nick likes it when Monroe bites him. Complete.
Midnight’s Nocturne - Gen – R
After a bad case, just listening can help. Complete.
No Fairy Jokes, Please - Monroe/Nick – G
Monroe is about to get his boyfriend mauled by another Blutbad that doesn't like them shacking up together. This could have been prevented if he'd had a Sassy Gay Friend. Complete.
’Tis the Season for Murder: A Christmas Caper - Gen – PG
A mall Santa is murdered and Nick is on the case. The problem? Monroe seems to think it might be a real Santa. Complete.
Trust Me - Monroe/Nick – R
Monroe's wolf slips its leash while he and Nick are together, and he starts getting too rough with Nick. Complete.
Under the Mistletoe - Monroe/Nick – PG
Nick and Monroe make a Christmas memory. Complete.
Wicked Things - Renard/Nick - PG-13
Stay on the path, young traveler, for there are wicked things that live in the forest. Complete.
Jack Kerouac Historical
A Halo of Halogen - Neal Cassady/Jack Kerouac – PG
That's IT, baby. Complete.
Fantasy Baseball - Neal Cassady/Jack Kerouac – R
Allen thought it was a sign of genius. Neal thought it was a sign of torture. Bill didn't think much of anything in those days. Complete.
Hurt the Ones You Don’t - Neal Cassady/Jack Kerouac – PG-13
"I love everybody," Neal said honestly. Complete.
Migrating Stars - Neal Cassady/Jack Kerouac – NC-17
The migration of stars has never been properly explored. Complete.
One Toke Over the Line - Neal Cassady/Jack Kerouac – R
His blood feels soft. Complete.
Orpheus’s Heart - Neal Cassady/Jack Kerouac – NC-17
A painful interlude. Complete.
Shadows Are the Only Hypocrites - Neal Cassady/Jack Kerouac – PG
It doesn't matter what you call yourself, just what you are. Complete.
Nero Wolfe
Do Not Open Until 1921 - Gen – G
Lily Rowan was one of a kind. Complete.
The Right Fit - Fred/Fanny Durkin – G
The right fit is a matter of comfort. Complete.
Sherlock
Binary, or The Third Option - Gen – PG-13
Gender is a matter of perspective. Complete.
Bit of a Stretch - Gen – G
Someone recommends John try yoga. Sherlock is the teacher. Complete.
Here’s To You, Mrs Hudson - Mrs Hudson/The Beatles - PG
Mrs Hudson wasn’t always a sweet old lady. Complete.
Mrs Hudson’s House of Sweets - John/Lestrade – PG-13
University!AU. Sometimes when funds get really tight, Sherlock and John work for Mrs Hudson down in her little sandwich store/bakery/corner shop. Complete.
No Sound of Footsteps - Gen - PG
He was a beautiful fiction I invented to keep out the cold. Complete.
Not So Silent Night - Gen – G
John is actually one of those Christmas nutcases who likes to bury their house in so much lights that it can be seen from space. He tries to get Sherlock into the Christmas spirit. This might be harder than he thought. Complete.
Oral Fixation - Sherlock/Lestrade, Sherlock/John, Sherlock/Sally, Sherlock/OMC, Sherlock/Mrs Hudson – PG-13
Sherlock has an oral fixation; it’s distracting. Complete.
Sherlock’s Adventures in Wonderland - Gen – R
Sherlock Through the Looking Glass. Incomplete.
Original Fiction
Spirit of Radio - Gen - PG
She keeps driving. Complete.
The Heart of the Matter - OFC/OMC – R
I’m a writer at heart. Complete.
Third Rate Romance - OFC/OMC - R
She hated gingham. Complete.
The Zombie Girl Chronicles
A Walmart Werewolf: A Tale of Romance… and Shotguns - Gen– PG
The ongoing tales of a zombie fighter and her hapless sidekick. This is her first full-length adventure. Complete.
Flora? I Barely Knew Her! - Gen– PG
The ongoing tales of a zombie fighter and her hapless sidekick. Complete.
What an Idnomious Ending - Gen– PG
The ongoing tales of a zombie fighter and her hapless sidekick. Complete.
A Mind is a Terrible Thing to Waste - Gen– PG
The ongoing tales of a zombie fighter and her hapless sidekick. Complete.
Bulletproof and 150 Proof - Gen– PG
The ongoing tales of a zombie fighter and her hapless sidekick. Complete.
Recessive Jeans - Gen– PG
The ongoing tales of a zombie fighter and her hapless sidekick. Complete.
Fangs for the Memories - Gen– PG
The ongoing tales of a zombie fighter and her hapless sidekick. Complete.
Death Goals - Gen– PG
The ongoing tales of a zombie fighter and her hapless sidekick. Complete.
Ecce Metro - Gen– PG
The ongoing tales of a zombie fighter and her hapless sidekick. Complete.
Auld Lang Synister - Gen– PG
The ongoing tales of a zombie fighter and her hapless sidekick. Complete.
Have Yourself a Zombie Little Christmas - Gen– PG
The ongoing tales of a zombie fighter and her hapless sidekick. Complete.
The F. Scarius Clownus Virus - Gen– PG
The ongoing tales of a zombie fighter and her hapless sidekick. Complete.
Pater Noster, Qui Es in Caelis, Lupa - Gen– PG
The ongoing tales of a zombie fighter and her hapless sidekick. Complete.
More Like a Pint-a-gram, Man - Gen– PG
The ongoing tales of a zombie fighter and her hapless sidekick. Complete.
Back Up Zombie Apocalypse Contingency Plan - Gen– PG
The ongoing tales of a zombie fighter and her hapless sidekick. Complete.
I Know How to Banish a Demon Four Ways to Sundown, Bitch - Gen– PG
The ongoing tales of a zombie fighter and her hapless sidekick. Complete.
Welcome and enjoy the stories. They're sorted out in the tags and there's a fic list under the cut, so hopefully navigation will be easy. As a precaution, all stories in the 18+ range are friendslocked, so if you'd like to read them, drop me a note on here and I'll add you back.
Other than that, pull up a browser, read, relax, and if you like, leave a review. I love reading them and I cherish each and every one.
Thanks, guys!
The A-Team
Arachnophobia - Hannibal/Face - PG
"I have been outnumbered, outgunned, and gone along with your crazy plans even though they are, as I might have mentioned, crazy," Face said, glaring as Hannibal just nodded gravely. Complete.
Back to School - Hannibal/Face – PG-13
The boys take a case at a local high school. Incomplete.
Formative Moments - Gen - R
Snapshots of the four members of the A-Team as children. Complete.
It’s Flying, Not Driving - Gen - PG
Murdock flying on Nyquil. Complete.
Just Another Day, Sir - Gen - G
Hannibal is at the end of his rope, Face is not helping, B.A. wants nothing to do with it all, and Murdock... well, he has a sock puppet. Complete.
Nameless One - Hannibal/Face - R
In the midst of the chaos, there sometimes comes a brief breath of calm. Complete.
Three Good Reasons - Gen - R
They each have their own way of taking care of problems. Complete.
Cabin Pressure
Abu Dhabi Redux - Gen – G
If MJN were not an airdot, but rather some other kind of business. Say a petshop? Complete.
Home Is Where the Horizon Is - Gen - G
Martin loses his flat and begins living in Gertie. The other crewmembers find out. Complete.
Stop Susie Selling Seashells - Gen – PG
Douglas discovers Martin’s lisp. Complete.
Unrequited - Martin/OMC – PG
One of the cabin crew is in love with someone he can never have. Complete.
Dresden Files
Five Soulgazes Harry Might Have Had - Gen – PG
Five soulgazes Harry might have had. Complete.
The “Groove” Series
How Harry Got His Groove Back - Gen – PG
It’s not you, it’s me. Complete.
How Harry Lost His Groove Again - Harry/OMC – PG
Of meddling brothers and blind dates – and one hapless Chicago wizard caught in the middle. Complete.
Newly Rediscovered Grooving - Gen – PG
"Harry, everyone knows you're exactly that kind of girl.” Complete.
Harry’s Hallelujah Groove - Gen – PG
Michael wanted to tell him something. Harry, though he would never be accused of being observant, noticed. Complete.
Grimm
Cold Noses and Other Things - Monroe/Nick - G
Stranded in the woods in the cold. Monroe is more or less not bothered, but Nick is freezing. Complete.
Cops Prefer Croissants - Monroe/Nick – PG
Bakery!AU. Monroe runs a bakery, Nick is clueless. Complete.
Hush - Monroe/Nick - PG
Nick and Monroe fall asleep together and Monroe is surprised with how easy it is. He's never been a cuddler before. Complete.
Marking Territory - Monroe/Nick – R
Nick likes it when Monroe bites him. Complete.
Midnight’s Nocturne - Gen – R
After a bad case, just listening can help. Complete.
No Fairy Jokes, Please - Monroe/Nick – G
Monroe is about to get his boyfriend mauled by another Blutbad that doesn't like them shacking up together. This could have been prevented if he'd had a Sassy Gay Friend. Complete.
’Tis the Season for Murder: A Christmas Caper - Gen – PG
A mall Santa is murdered and Nick is on the case. The problem? Monroe seems to think it might be a real Santa. Complete.
Trust Me - Monroe/Nick – R
Monroe's wolf slips its leash while he and Nick are together, and he starts getting too rough with Nick. Complete.
Under the Mistletoe - Monroe/Nick – PG
Nick and Monroe make a Christmas memory. Complete.
Wicked Things - Renard/Nick - PG-13
Stay on the path, young traveler, for there are wicked things that live in the forest. Complete.
Jack Kerouac Historical
A Halo of Halogen - Neal Cassady/Jack Kerouac – PG
That's IT, baby. Complete.
Fantasy Baseball - Neal Cassady/Jack Kerouac – R
Allen thought it was a sign of genius. Neal thought it was a sign of torture. Bill didn't think much of anything in those days. Complete.
Hurt the Ones You Don’t - Neal Cassady/Jack Kerouac – PG-13
"I love everybody," Neal said honestly. Complete.
Migrating Stars - Neal Cassady/Jack Kerouac – NC-17
The migration of stars has never been properly explored. Complete.
One Toke Over the Line - Neal Cassady/Jack Kerouac – R
His blood feels soft. Complete.
Orpheus’s Heart - Neal Cassady/Jack Kerouac – NC-17
A painful interlude. Complete.
Shadows Are the Only Hypocrites - Neal Cassady/Jack Kerouac – PG
It doesn't matter what you call yourself, just what you are. Complete.
Nero Wolfe
Do Not Open Until 1921 - Gen – G
Lily Rowan was one of a kind. Complete.
The Right Fit - Fred/Fanny Durkin – G
The right fit is a matter of comfort. Complete.
Sherlock
Binary, or The Third Option - Gen – PG-13
Gender is a matter of perspective. Complete.
Bit of a Stretch - Gen – G
Someone recommends John try yoga. Sherlock is the teacher. Complete.
Here’s To You, Mrs Hudson - Mrs Hudson/The Beatles - PG
Mrs Hudson wasn’t always a sweet old lady. Complete.
Mrs Hudson’s House of Sweets - John/Lestrade – PG-13
University!AU. Sometimes when funds get really tight, Sherlock and John work for Mrs Hudson down in her little sandwich store/bakery/corner shop. Complete.
No Sound of Footsteps - Gen - PG
He was a beautiful fiction I invented to keep out the cold. Complete.
Not So Silent Night - Gen – G
John is actually one of those Christmas nutcases who likes to bury their house in so much lights that it can be seen from space. He tries to get Sherlock into the Christmas spirit. This might be harder than he thought. Complete.
Oral Fixation - Sherlock/Lestrade, Sherlock/John, Sherlock/Sally, Sherlock/OMC, Sherlock/Mrs Hudson – PG-13
Sherlock has an oral fixation; it’s distracting. Complete.
Sherlock’s Adventures in Wonderland - Gen – R
Sherlock Through the Looking Glass. Incomplete.
Original Fiction
Spirit of Radio - Gen - PG
She keeps driving. Complete.
The Heart of the Matter - OFC/OMC – R
I’m a writer at heart. Complete.
Third Rate Romance - OFC/OMC - R
She hated gingham. Complete.
The Zombie Girl Chronicles
A Walmart Werewolf: A Tale of Romance… and Shotguns - Gen– PG
The ongoing tales of a zombie fighter and her hapless sidekick. This is her first full-length adventure. Complete.
Flora? I Barely Knew Her! - Gen– PG
The ongoing tales of a zombie fighter and her hapless sidekick. Complete.
What an Idnomious Ending - Gen– PG
The ongoing tales of a zombie fighter and her hapless sidekick. Complete.
A Mind is a Terrible Thing to Waste - Gen– PG
The ongoing tales of a zombie fighter and her hapless sidekick. Complete.
Bulletproof and 150 Proof - Gen– PG
The ongoing tales of a zombie fighter and her hapless sidekick. Complete.
Recessive Jeans - Gen– PG
The ongoing tales of a zombie fighter and her hapless sidekick. Complete.
Fangs for the Memories - Gen– PG
The ongoing tales of a zombie fighter and her hapless sidekick. Complete.
Death Goals - Gen– PG
The ongoing tales of a zombie fighter and her hapless sidekick. Complete.
Ecce Metro - Gen– PG
The ongoing tales of a zombie fighter and her hapless sidekick. Complete.
Auld Lang Synister - Gen– PG
The ongoing tales of a zombie fighter and her hapless sidekick. Complete.
Have Yourself a Zombie Little Christmas - Gen– PG
The ongoing tales of a zombie fighter and her hapless sidekick. Complete.
The F. Scarius Clownus Virus - Gen– PG
The ongoing tales of a zombie fighter and her hapless sidekick. Complete.
Pater Noster, Qui Es in Caelis, Lupa - Gen– PG
The ongoing tales of a zombie fighter and her hapless sidekick. Complete.
More Like a Pint-a-gram, Man - Gen– PG
The ongoing tales of a zombie fighter and her hapless sidekick. Complete.
Back Up Zombie Apocalypse Contingency Plan - Gen– PG
The ongoing tales of a zombie fighter and her hapless sidekick. Complete.
I Know How to Banish a Demon Four Ways to Sundown, Bitch - Gen– PG
The ongoing tales of a zombie fighter and her hapless sidekick. Complete.
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Date: 2012-03-02 07:14 am (UTC)